That one made me laugh out loud. Very funny!Originally Posted by twitch
To insult someone as ugly:
"Looks like they won the 100 yard dash in a 99 yard gym."
Seen on the side of a garbage truck:
"Satisfaction guaranteed - or double your trash back."
That one made me laugh out loud. Very funny!
To insult someone as ugly:
"Looks like they won the 100 yard dash in a 99 yard gym."
Seen on the side of a garbage truck:
"Satisfaction guaranteed - or double your trash back."
on the side of a septic pumper:
we are number one in the number two business..
and
my daddy always told me never drive into something you can't back out of!
Four chickens
Understanding wife
Big a** evaporator
One hole of a sugarbush
If you are going to be dumb make sure you are tough. A qoute from a maple magazine.
30x8 Leader revolution, wood fired blower, steamaway/hood. 903 taps all but 54 on pipeline and 3 vacuum systems. Hauling sap this year with a 99 F350 7.3 diesel dump and of course back up is the Honda 450 and trailer.
Heavier than a dead minister.
Dumber than a box of rocks.
Busier than a one legged man at an a$$ kicking contest.
Slicker than deer guts on a door knob.
Slicker than sh!t, and twice as nasty.
Maybe 900 taps, They haven't been counted since we gave up buckets.
5x16 D&G pans on home built airtight arch,
D&G hood and pre-heater.
CDL oil ring vacuum pump and CDL releaser.
Never enough wood or time to cut it.
Sure wish I could remember all the stuff I used to hear my Dad and Uncles say - than again - maybe better I dont--
Snug as a Bug in a Rug
Tighter than bark on a tree
Cheaper than the Tobacco in a Dutchman's Pipe
Happier than Flies on ****
More queer than a three dollar bill
Swears more than a Preacher in a turned over outhouse
Last edited by Ausable; 07-12-2011 at 04:16 PM. Reason: typo
when people ask how hot it is out in the fields picking veggis i tell them"it a bad day to be my underwear"and my most common used when hanging out with friends is"hold my beer ive got to try this"(usually ends badly)"look at the sh**ter on that critter"(when checking out women)
Last edited by farmer12071; 07-10-2011 at 07:21 PM.
"Cooler that the center seed of a cucumber." -Andy Griffith
"It's like wiping your butt, no one is gonna do it for you." -Me when coaching the lacrosse team to work harder, or me when I have to collect sap.
"We don't stand behind our spreaders." Old John Deere sign in Montpelier VT
"Haven't seen you in a month of Sundays." -old neighbor
"Its a good deal when it all sugars down." or "When it is all sugared down..."
Finally:
"A full day of hard work and a cold beer would kill him." Old Man on Pawn Stars
30"x10' Vortex w/Max Combo Pans
Marcland Auto Draw
1100 on vacuum
CDL 600 RO
JD 5075 (Fransguard 3507)
Sap Haulers: AJ, JF, and wife when available...
That's for sure.
Dr. Tim Perkins
UVM Proctor Maple Research Ctr
http://www.uvm.edu/~pmrc
https://mapleresearch.org
Timothy.Perkins@uvm.edu
"Couldn't pour P!$$ out of a boot if the instructions were on the bottom!"
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