Banana Beach, New Hampshire 03304
Happy Valentines Day! Oh we're in for one treemendous, super sap season and I started it off right. Just took M to the beach for Valentines day and she loved it! I got the lawn chairs from the cellar and the huge brooder lamp she gave me for Christmas, and slipped on my speedo while she whipped up an extra large bucket of her famous Dirty Banana Daiquiris. I skimmed coated a little coppertone and put Mike Love and the Wilson brothers on the boombox and we just basked in the heat and knocked back about half the bucket. Then for my ole piece-de-resistance, my tour da la la force, my, my, oh, oh why I slid Endless Summer into the VCR. Aloha, did that clean out the pores. Just around the time the boys got their boards around to the 80 mile beach around the corner from Perth, and I was getting sweaty around the heat and feeling around of woozy, M was pouring around and must've noticed, cause she says, "Treat, isn't this around the time you hang ten around your own backyard?" Well, pow and bubbles, hit me like gnarly drilling: whoa dude, you can't be bumming around hot chickie beaches surfing your youth away! Forget the a priori weather people running us around in circles. Ten? That's my sign to hang five hundred! I'm in.

