Originally Posted by
peckfarm
Perc test pits for every acre of sugar woods and a government certification approved by the EPA, FDA, USDA and local municipality. These must be filled out in triplicate at the beginning middle and end of every season or 3 times every month of the season which ever is more. The season shall be defined as March 1 through April 29. Tapping later or earlier will result in a mandatory tap audit, increase in producer tax and of course more testing. Tests results will be made available by the producer online, while waiting in line to submit the results and of course lined up on the wall of the the federally certified FDA-USDA-EPA-OSHA approved manufacturing facility. Said facility will be constructed using only recycled "green" materials and will meet all current, previous and unknown future zoning regulations as set forth by your town or by my town, which ever is more burdensome. All trees being tapped will be required to provide written permission to be tapped. Failure to obtain permission will result in lose of operating permit. Said permit will be obtained only after producer has demonstrated ability to fulfill previous requirements. Trees tapped near power lines, roads, gas stations, houses, animal habitats, cemeteries, landfills, rivers, other non-maple species or in areas frequented by birds are strictly off limits. Tapping a tree in previously designated area will result in a penalty of death. Good luck.