Desperately Wanted: Labeling Machine

The company I work for shifted gears and we can't keep up with our hand sanitizer orders. We usually don't do a lot of stuff with small containers (gallon or less) but now we are overwhelmed with requests. I need a labeling machine. Buy, borrow, lease, trade, anything. Something along the lines of an Advent 300, Advent 310, Ninette 1 or the likes. We are in Massachusetts, but are willing to ship it in from just about anywhere or even drive a stupid distance to pick one up. I know it's a long shot on here, but figured it was worth asking. These machines would do a good job on a lot of maple containers so I figured it was worth a shot to see if anyone on here had one or knew of someone that might.

Side note: This would be a fun toy to use when I'm bottling syrup. :D

Look up Label Slayer.