bumper sticker

[Uncle Tucker]

I saw a funny (or no so funny) bumper sticker.


4 DOLLARS A GALLON = MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

[jason waterhouse]

wow aint that the truth

[Justin Turco]

The CEO's will get the extra buck as a bonus when it goes to 5.00.

[Haynes Forest Products]

I think this thread should be on craigs list Rants and Raves

[WF MASON]

I saw a bumpa sticker the other day to, it said , "New Hamphsire the way Maine 'should' be".....one more tax here and were all done for. Even the Massachusetts people don't want to come here anymore becouse of the taxes on everything.

[Brent]

how bout a bumper sticker

Gas $4.00 a gallon, Mission Accomplished

on Osama Bin Laden's Land Rover?

[MR Electrician]

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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'IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!'
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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Horn Broken...Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me. I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits
With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Fli p Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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AND Finally -




'POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED
TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR
THE SAME REASON.'