You know you are a redneck when:

[powerdub]

Actually Mapleman3 gave me this idea.

You know you are a sugaring addict when: you use your bathtub as a sap storage tank.

you use your wife's new silk blouse as a syrup pre-filter. (she darn near divorsed me for that one by the way. 8O )

I know you all have more, so lets here them.

[mapleman3]

you tell your wife she has to move her garden because thats where the sap tank has to go!!
(and she wasn't happy)

[WESTVIRGINIAMAPLER]

I can hear Charlene now: "Jim, you have crossed the line" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: